Claire Hsinchu Erotic Massage ❤️

About New Taipei City

Erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah—it’s old as sin. Ancient Greeks? Oh, they were *all* over it—called it “bodywork” or some fancy shite. Slaves oiled up them philosophers, kneading knots, probably giggling at their pompous asses. Then Rome—debauchery central—massage parlors popping up like weeds, togas optional. Little known fact: Nero, that mad bastard, demanded lavender oil ‘cause it “soothed his genius.” Prick. Makes me angry—stealing credit from the real artists, them handsy workers!

How many times?

Massage In Zhubei or Hsinchu? Anyone traveled to or lived in Taiwan and know how to find erotic/happy ending massage services?

After that, I decided to check out the Hsinchu City God Temple. It’s so beautiful, man. The colors, the vibe, everything! I was feeling all zen until I realized I had lost my wallet. Panic mode activated! I was running around like a headless chicken. I retraced my steps, praying to the gods of lost wallets. Finally, I found it! It was just chilling on a bench. I swear, I almost cried.

FIBA Intercontinental Cup spectators to be treated to Hsinchu Lioneers exhibition game