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About Hsinchu

Oi, don’t be a numpty—avoid them cheap parlours. Skanky towels, dodgy vibes—screams “torture chamber” not “relax, mate.” Had one so bad I nearly yelled, “Where’s the fuckin’ SEAL Team Six to shut this down?!” Laughable, really—bloke didn’t even warm the oil. Cold hands on me? Mate, I’d rather wrestle a camel.

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First off, I hit up this local breakfast spot on Guosheng Road. I ordered some dan bing (egg crepes) and a cup of soy milk. I mean, who doesn’t love a good dan bing, right? But then, the waiter totally messed up my order. I got this weird tofu dish instead. I was like, “Dude, I didn’t sign up for a tofu surprise!” But hey, I rolled with it. Tofu’s cool, I guess.

Death certificates issued for Singaporean couple still missing after Taiwan quake in April