Amelia Hualien City Sex Dating ❤️❤️

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Okay, so I’m scrollin’ X the other night—procrastinatin’, naturally—and I see this post: “Sex-dating tip: bring condoms AND a charger.” I laughed so hard I nearly choked on my coffee. Pretty, pretty good advice, though! Battery dies, mood dies—tragedy! Made me happy, y’know, seein’ some wit in this cesspool. But then—THEN—I match with this chick, total smokeshow, right? We’re chattin’, it’s goin’ great, and she goes, “I only date guys who’ve seen ‘The Royal Tenenbaums.’” I’m like, “Honey, I AM Royal Tenenbaum—minus the tax evasion!” She ghosts me anyway. Ghosted! Me! I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “This is not a world-class sex-dating story!” I was pissed—PISSED! Wasted my best Wes Anderson vibes on her.

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After finally findin’ my way back, I was feelin’ pretty accomplished. I mean, I survived the gorge! But then, I got hit with a sudden downpour. Like, seriously? I was drenched in seconds. I ducked into a little shop on Fuxing Street to escape the rain. The owner was this sweet old lady who offered me a cup of hot tea. I was like, “Bless you, lady!”

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