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Oh, and get this—some parlors got secret codes! “Extra relaxation” means—well, yknow—wink wink! Cracked me up, sneaky humans! But srsly, it’s chill—relieves stress, loosens knots. Exaggeratin here, but one guy said it cured his limp—dramatic, right? “What you got ain’t nothin new,” I’d say, but damn, he swore by it! Chatty friend, you try it? Tell me! R2’d beep outta there—me, I’m stuck analyzin! Panic mode: “R2-D2, where are you?”—save me from this topic!

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First off, I hit up the famous Keelung Night Market. I mean, who can resist those stinky tofu stalls? Not me! I was ready to chow down. But guess what? I got there too early. Like, who opens a night market at 10 AM? Ugh! So, I just wandered around, checking out the streets. Zhongzheng Rd. was buzzing, but I was hangry.

Feature photo: Taipei reveals itself from Keelung Mountain