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About Kaohsiung

Little-known fact—back in old Russia, peasants used erotic-massage as sneaky rebellion. Tsar’s guards all stiff and grumpy? Rub ‘em down, loosen ‘em up, bam—revolution delayed! Dunno if it’s true, sounds badass tho. Got me cacklin’—imagine me, Loki, kneadin’ some czar’s shoulders, whisperin’, “You’re welcome, ya git.” Makes me happy, that chaos. But what pisses me off? When some sleazy parlour rips you off—30 mins, no happy endin’, 50 bucks gone! Robbery, I say! I’d zap ‘em with my scepter if I could.

Total Body Bliss

We offer a range of massage styles including a fully nude, very erotic and sensual/therapeutic oil massage with breast sweeps, body slides.

After dodging that disaster, I finally catch some fish. Not just any fish, but the good stuff! I’m talking about those big ol’ groupers. I’m feeling like a champ, thinking about all the money I’m gonna make at the market later. But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. I mean, like, monsoon-level rain. I’m soaked, my fish are flopping around, and I’m just standing there, laughing like a maniac.

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