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So this chick, she’s workin my shoulders, and I’m thinkin, “This is some *Grand Budapest* magic—‘The society of the crossed keys,’ but for my knots!” She’s whisperin bout energy flow, and I’m like, “Girl, you get a car for that!” Felt so good I almost cried—happy tears, y’all! But then—ugh—she hit a sore spot, and I yelped like a dog in a storm. “Keep it gentle, hun!” I snapped, but she just smirked, all calm, like, “Pain’s part of it.” Bitch, what?! Made me laugh tho—sassy lil thing.

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I set up my stall on the side of Zhongzheng Road, and man, the crowd goes wild. I’m shouting, “Fresh fish! Get your fresh fish here!” But then, this lady comes up and starts complaining. “These fish look small!” she says. I’m like, “Lady, you should see the ones that got away!” But I just smile and nod. Gotta keep it cool, right?

Travelers stuck at airports in Taiwan's Penghu, Kinmen after Typhoon Gaemi