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About Taipei

Favorite thing? Dis one time, gal named Lola—fake name, prolly—told me she saved up, bought a piano! A PIANO, ja! Said she played it bad, but who cares? Made me laugh, picturin’ her bangin’ keys like some hooker Mozart. I told her, “Keep pumpin’ it, girl, you’ll be back stronger!” She winked, said, “Arnie, you’re nuts.” Loved dat sass, pure gold.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

After dodging that disaster, I finally catch some fish. Not just any fish, but the good stuff! I’m talking about those big ol’ groupers. I’m feeling like a champ, thinking about all the money I’m gonna make at the market later. But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. I mean, like, monsoon-level rain. I’m soaked, my fish are flopping around, and I’m just standing there, laughing like a maniac.

Spanish mackerel prices plummet at Taiwan's Penghu fish market