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About Tainan

I got into it once, right? This chick, she’s rubbin’ me down, and I’m like, “Goddamn, this feels good!” But then—BOOM—my back pops loud as fuck. She jumps, I laugh, she’s all, “You okay, motherfucker?” I’m dyin’, man, it’s hilarious. Little known fact: them ancient Greeks, they was all about sexual-massage. Called it some fancy shit—*anatripsis*. Rubbin’ dudes down after wrestlin’, gettin’ freaky with it. History’s wild, yo.

Meeting Package

Qi Spa isn’t called a foot massage paradise for nothing. They’ve taken the traditional foot massage and elevated it to an art form. Their “Qi Harmony Foot Ritual” is a must-try, .

I got a call from my buddy, Jake. He’s like, “Dude, you gotta come to the market on Sanxia St. ASAP!” I’m thinkin’, “What’s the rush?” But you know how it is. When your buddy says ASAP, you drop everything. So I sprinted outta there, dodging scooters like I’m in some kinda video game.

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