Hazel Taichung Brothel ❤️❤️

About Kaohsiung

Me, I’d rather watch *Pan’s Labyrinth* on repeat than step in there—Guillermo’s got more guts in one frame than these twats got in their whole lives. “The moon will be full tonight!”—yeah, full of bullshit promises, just like the brothel’s “VIP room.” VIP my arse! It’s a broom closet with a stained mattress—fuckin pathetic. Did ya know, right, some of these dives got secret tunnels back in the day? Victorian blokes sneakin in, top hats and all, bangin away while the missus was at tea. Sneaky bastards! Makes me laugh, tho—imagine the panic, trousers down, hearin the coppers comin!

Escaped inmates caught after leaving a brothel

I get to work on her car, and it’s a nightmare. I’m sweatin’ bullets, and the clock’s tickin’. I’m thinkin’ about all the food I’m missin’ out on at the market. I can almost taste the bubble tea and fried chicken. Ugh!

Taichung store explosion caused by gas leak: report