Makayla Taipei Erotic Massage ❤️

About Taipei

So, erotic-massage—starts with some dim lights, fancy oils smellin’ like a damn forest. Lady’s hands all over ya, slippin’ and slidin’. Supposed to relax ya, but I’m sittin’ there thinkin’, “This is how ya end up in a trap.” Like Oh Dae-su, locked up, no clue what’s next. I hate it—too close, too sweaty. Gimme a steak and whiskey instead. Fun fact: ancient Greeks did this crap, called it “anatripsis.” Rich bastards gettin’ rubbed down while I’d be choppin’ wood.

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Our luxurious service is exclusively for the discerning foreign gentlemen in Taipei. Our Taipeiladies can speak English at a conversational level or above.

After the rain stopped, I decided to hit up Taipei 101. I mean, how can you not? It’s like the Eiffel Tower of Taipei. I took the elevator up, and wow, the view was insane! You could see the whole city sprawled out like a giant puzzle. I felt so small, but in a good way.

Delegation to US discuss tariffs and bilateral trade