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About Taipei

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, and I hate everything. Erotic-massage? Pfft, just fancy rubbin’ with extra steps. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout Oldboy—y’know, that twisted flick where Oh Dae-su says, “Laugh and the world laughs with you.” Well, ain’t nobody laughin’ when yer gettin’ kneaded like dough by some oiled-up stranger. I tried it once, okay? Once! This chick’s hands were all over me, slippin’ and slidin’ like she’s tryin’ to polish a damn table. Made me madder than a badger in a trap—felt like I was betrayin’ my own skin.

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It was a great massage and very relaxing. I learned that she's been in Taiwan for a long time, and learned Mandarin while working there. She is.

After the meeting, I decided to stroll down Yongkang Street. Food stalls everywhere! I swear, the smell of beef noodle soup was calling my name. I couldn’t resist. I ordered a bowl, and it was like a hug in a bowl. Seriously, if I could marry that soup, I would.

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