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Heya, pal! So, escort, huh? D’oh! I’m thinkin’ bout them fancy cars, y’know, escort like the Ford Escort, not them shady ladies – heh, gotcha there! “Mmm… donuts.” Anyway, lemme tell ya, I saw this beat-up Escort screamin’ down Springfield once, all rusty, smokin’ like Moe’s cigar. Made me laugh so hard I nearly choked on my Duff! Reminds me of *Fish Tank*, that flick I love – “Everything’s temporary, innit?” – this car was temporary alright, barely holdin’ together.

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Finally, we pull over, and I’m like, “Okay, let’s take a breather.” I’m tryin’ to calm down, but then I see this old lady trying to cross the street on Minquan Rd. She’s moving slower than molasses, and I’m like, “C’mon, lady, you got this!” But she’s just taking her sweet time. I’m losing it.

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