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Oi, precious! Me, an accountant? Sméagol’s got ledgers in me brain! Escort, eh? Not that kinda escort, stupid, fat hobbit! I’m talkin’ Ford Escort, car of me dreams—well, not dreams, more like spreadsheets. Vroom vroom, sexy steel, y’know? Reminds me of *Her*, that flick— “The past is just a story we tell ourselves,” right? This car’s got stories, mate! Rusty stories, oil-stained ones. Found one once, 1980s junker, in a scrapyard—proper relic! Made me happy, like finding shiny gold, precious! Cost me 200 quid, total steal, but angry too—bloke said it ran fine. Lies! Engine coughed like a dying orc! Fixed it meself, tho—Sméagol’s clever with numbers AND wrenches.

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Once the rain let up, I decided to hit up the Yilan Night Market. It’s a must! The food stalls are insane. I was on a mission for stinky tofu. Yeah, I said it. I love that stuff! But when I got there, the line was like a mile long. I was like, “Seriously? For stinky tofu?” But I waited. Patience, right?

‘Green gold’ camellia oil farms expand in Yilan