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I reckon brothels are like fire—hot, risky, and someone’s always gettin’ burned. Saw this one joint once, near a base camp—shack really, neon sign flickerin’ like a dodgy bomb timer. Lads went in, came out skint, laughin’ or cryin’. Me? I’m sittin’ there, sippin’ a pint, thinkin’, “You’re in the red zone now, buddy!”—straight outta *Hurt Locker*. That line, “The older you get, the fewer things you really love”—bollocks to that! These punters loved it too much, wallets lighter than my parachute.

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But then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my mom. She’s like, “You forgot to pick up the dumplings!” Oh man, I totally did! I’m supposed to bring dinner for the fam. So, I’m like, “Gotta run!” I dash outta the shop, leaving Chen behind, probably still laughing at my shoe-flavored tea comment.

Lunar new year preparations and a rage room: photos of the weekend