Brianna Tainan Whore ❤️

About Tainan

Oi, precious! Me, Gollum, split-mind hissing – yesss, talking ‘bout whores, nasty little creatures! Whore, eh? Sneaky, slinky thing – reminds me o’ them Zodiac riddles, “I like killing people,” that creepy git said in me fave flick, Zodiac – Fincher’s masterpiece, 2007, y’know? Watched it, like, fifty times, precious, gets me blood boilin’! Whore’s like that – twisty, turnin’, never know what’s next. Hiss! One minute she’s all smiles, next she’s got yer wallet – poof! Gone, like them cipher codes Zodiac scribbled.

Notes from Central Taiwan: Should Taiwan greenlight red light districts?

Then, I hit up the Anping Fort. It’s got this rad view of the ocean. I’m standing there, feeling all philosophical, when I spot a seagull swooping down. I’m thinking, “Dude, don’t you dare!” But it snatches a snack from some poor tourist. I’m cracking up. Nature’s savage, man.

Two banded krait snakes caught in Tainan