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Lemme spill some tea – there’s this brothel in Nevada, legit and legal, called the Moonlite Bunny Ranch. Girls there got STORIES, hun! One chick, she paid off her college debt, said “I’m free now, bitches!” – I was like, YES, honey, YOU GET A CAR! Empowerment in the chaos, I love it! But then, ugh, the pimps, the creeps – makes my blood boil. Reminds me of that line, “The sun’ll come up tomorrow” – but does it, tho? Not for everybody.

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