Savannah Bashtanka Brothel ❤️

About Lviv

I reckon what tickles me pink is how they’re all sass and class—like, “I’ve had better,” they’d quip to some sorry fella, just like in the movie! Me? I’d prolly be the madam singin’ off-key, pourin’ moonshine, and laughin’ ‘til I cry. Can’t help it, y’all—I’m a sucker for a good time! Oh, and here’s a tidbit: them old-timey brothels had secret tunnels—imagine me crawlin’ through one, all “Help me, Jesus!” Too plump for that now, ha!

1. Nana Plaza

After that, I finally get a break. I step outside for some fresh air, and man, the view from the shop is somethin’ else. You can see the hills in the distance, and the sun’s settin’ all pretty-like. Makes ya forget about the craziness of the day. But then, I hear this loud crash. I turn around, and some kid on a bike just wiped out on the sidewalk. I rush over, half worried, half tryin’ not to laugh. He’s fine, just a bit bruised and his bike’s all messed up.

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