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Oi, mate, listen up! I’m Bane – growling, “You merely adopted the dark.” – and I’m here to spill the beans on erotic-massage. Yeah, that steamy, hands-on vibe that gets yer blood pumpin’. Picture this: dim lights, oil slicker than a politician’s lies, and some poor sod like me – all masked up – tryna figure out if it’s bliss or just bloody awkward. I reckon it’s a bit of both, innit?

The 3 best sex saunas in Kuala Lumpur

Here’s a lot of what I think are the three best sex saunas in Kuala Lumpur: Green Elephant Spa is in the basement of the Sungai Wang Plaza. It has it’s own private door on the outside. Well, .

But then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my editor. She’s like, “We need that article ASAP!” I’m like, “Chill, I’m in the middle of a fish fountain crisis here!” But no, she’s not having it. So, I rush back home, dodging traffic on Haharina Street. Cars are honking, people are yelling. It’s chaos! I finally make it back, and I’m typing like a madman.

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