Addison Bezliudivka Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Donetsk

Oi, precious, listen up! Me, Gollum, hissin’ actuary in Russia, da? Talkin’ ‘bout whores—nasty, tricksy business, it is! “Spring Breakers” – my fave, yesss, all that wild, glittery chaos. Reminds me of her—whore, slinkin’ round Moscow shadows. We hates her, we loves her, split mind screamin’! She’s like Faith in the flick, y’know? “I’m fuckin’ spring break, bitches!” she’d hiss, struttin’ in ripped fishnets.

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So, I’m standing there, caffeine-deprived, and I see this dude trying to sell flowers. Like, bro, it’s not Valentine’s Day! But hey, he’s got a hustle, I respect that. I’m just about to walk away when this old lady comes up, all excited. She buys a whole bouquet! I’m like, “What’s the occasion?” She just shrugs and says, “Life, dear!” Classic Bezliudivka wisdom right there.

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