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About Mykolaiv

So anyway, it’s all about the vibe, right? Dim lights, weird flute music, and I’m layin’ there thinkin’, “This is some vampire-level seduction shit.” Like when Tilda Swinton in the movie goes, “We’re not like them,” and I’m like, yeah, I ain’t like them stiff-ass normies who don’t get this! The masseuse chick – she’s got these magic paws, slidin’ and glidin’, and I’m half asleep, half like, “Oh damn, this is spicy!” Pro tip, tho – don’t fart durin’ it, ‘kay? Ruins the mood, trust me, learned that the hard way.

Interior of the Rundevu salon

As I’m walkin’ back, I bump into my buddy, Sasha. He’s always got the craziest stories. Today, he tells me about this time he tried to catch a fish with his bare hands. Spoiler alert: he fell in. We both crack up, and I’m like, “Dude, you’re a legend.”

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