Sarah Holubivka Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Mariupol

So, whores, right? They’re out there hustlin’, makin’ cash, and I’m like, whoa, that’s some serious biz skills! They’re negotiatin’, dodgin’ creeps, and settin’ their own prices – that’s straight-up entreprenur shit. I read somewhere – prolly on X or somethin’ – that back in old Rome, whores had these secret codes. They’d scratch lil’ messages on walls to warn each other about shitty johns. That’s dope, right? Like their own Yelp reviews, but with more STDs, haha!

Statements

After the service, I thought I’d grab a coffee at that little café on Kostiantynivska. You know the one? The one with the weird paintings? Yeah, that place. So, I order my usual – a cappuccino, extra foam. But the barista? She’s like, “We’re outta foam.” Outta foam?! What is this, a foam shortage? I laughed it off, but inside, I was like, “C’mon, Holubivka, get it together!”

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