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So, picture this - met this chick once, swear she was a pro, workin’ the streets like a boss. Had this wild red wig, probs fake, but groovy as hell. She’s all, “I’m an artist, baby,” and I’m like, yeah, right, paintin’ with yer hips! Made me chuckle, but damn, she had guts. Hustlin’ ain’t easy, takes balls - or ovaries, whatever, ya dig? Little known fact - back in old London, whores rocked these secret tattoos, like a gang sign but sexier. Blew my mind when I read that, history’s freaky, yeah!

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I’m tryin’ to play it cool, but inside I’m like, “Why is the universe against me?” I mean, I’m just a potter, not a disaster magnet! But she’s super apologetic, and we end up laughing about it. Turns out, her name’s Oksana, and she’s into ceramics too. What are the odds?

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