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little known fact—prostitute’s a legend round here. old lady down the block swears she’s 15, been dodgin cars since Bush was prez. tough as nails, this one. once caught her draggin a half-eaten burger—hustler queen! i’m like, “girl, you don’t need no pimp!” laughed my ass off picturin her in heels—sarcasm, obvi, she’d claw my face off.

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So, I’m out with my flock, just me and my sheep, chillin’ by the river. The Dnipro, it’s beautiful, man. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by, kickin’ a ball. And guess what? He kicks it right into my sheep! I’m like, “Dude, what’s your problem?” The sheep freak out, and I’m chasin’ them down like a madman.