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Little known fact—did ya know sex-dating apps started way back? Like, 1960s computer matchin’—punch cards for horny nerds. Now it’s all dick pics and “u up?” at 2 a.m. Pathetic. I’m ragin’—these fools thinkin’ they’re clever, sendin’ blurry crotch shots. Mate, I’ve seen better aim from a drunk archer. Once matched with a bloke who bragged about his “skills”—turned out he meant knittin’. Laughed my arse off, then blocked him. “I choose violence,” I hissed, deletin’ the app for a week.

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After our little showdown, I needed a breather. So, I headed to the market on Hrushevskoho Street. Man, that place is always buzzing! Fresh veggies, fruits, and the best homemade pickles. I grabbed some tomatoes and a jar of those pickles. You know, the ones that make your mouth water just thinking about them. But then, I saw this old lady selling flowers. She had the most beautiful sunflowers. I couldn’t resist. I bought a bunch. Gotta brighten up my apartment, right?

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