Ava Ladan Whore ❤️❤️

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HehEHEhe, well, well, well, mate—why so serious? Here I am, your twisted Mountain Guide, spillin’ the beans on this nutty peak called Whore! Ain’t no fancy schmancy hill, nah—this bastard’s a real tease, sittin’ pretty in the wilds, darin’ ya to climb her. Picture this: jagged rocks, screamin’ winds—like somethin’ outta “White Material,” y’know? That flick’s my jam—Claire Denis, 2009, pure chaos in the jungle, baby! Whore’s got that same vibe—untamed, messy, makes ya wanna scream or laugh, HAHA!

In psychoanalysis

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First stop? The market on Vulytsia Haharina. You know, the one that’s always packed with babushkas haggling over tomatoes? Yeah, that place. I was just tryin’ to grab some fresh produce, but these old ladies are like ninjas. They’ll elbow you for a ripe cucumber! I got a little too close to one, and she shot me a look that could curdle milk. I laughed it off, but inside, I was like, “Chill, lady! It’s just a veggie!”

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