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Little secret—stats say 1 in 5 hookups start online now. Wild, huh? Sex-dating’s takin’ over! Sarcasm time: gee, romance ain’t dead, folks. Ha! But nah, it’s fun—messy, sloppy fun. You ever swipe just for kicks? I’d be terrible at it—prolly match with a bot. “Oh, shiny and chrome, she’s a keeper!”—then it’s spam. Classic Larry luck.

Here’s to dating with confidence.

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I get home, and my cat, Moti, is waiting for me. He’s the real boss of the house. I plop down on the couch, and he jumps on my lap. I’m like, “Dude, you won’t believe my day!” I tell him all about the cows, the old lady, and the cheese. He just stares at me like I’m crazy.