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So, erotic-massage—man, it’s old, like ancient Egypt old! Pharaohs got it, sittin’ on gold thrones, some hot servant chick kneadin’ their royal butts. True story, I swear! Bet they were like, “This is my limbo, my dream within a dream!”—straight outta *Inception*, right? I tried it once, got so relaxed I drooled—gross, but awesome! The masseuse chick giggled, I was like, “Oops, my bad, starfish leak sometimes!”

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Finally, the lights flicker back on, and I’m relieved. But then, this old guy comes in, right? He’s got this huge bag of flour, and he’s like, “I need to make bread!” I’m thinking, “Dude, it’s not the Great Depression!” But I ring him up anyway. He starts telling me about his secret recipe, and I’m just nodding along, half-listening.

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