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Little fact for ya—didja know ancient Greeks were all over this? Called it “anatripsis,” fancy word for gettin’ freaky with olive oil. They’d slap it on athletes, but betcha some sneaky bastard turned it sensual—genius! Makes me happy, ‘cause humans are messy lil’ deviants, and I’m here for it. What pisses me off? When some uptight prude calls it “dirty”—fuck off, it’s art! Surprised me too—found this chick in Bangkok once, swear she had magic hands, hit spots I didn’t know I had. Nearly dropped my scepter, no lie.

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Free parking · Free High Speed Internet (WiFi) · Yoga classes · Pool · Bar / lounge · Bicycles available · Bicycle tours · Airport transportation.

So, I wake up, right? Sun’s shining, birds chirping. I’m like, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Ha! Nope. First stop, I hit up the market on Shevchenka Street. You know, the one with all the fresh produce? I’m there, trying to grab some tomatoes, and this babushka starts yelling at me. Like, chill lady! I just want some veggies! She’s all like, “You young people don’t know how to pick!” I’m just standing there, tomatoes in hand, thinking, “Lady, I’m not here for a lecture.”

Pictures of destroyed Russian aircraft at Crimean airbase published on social media