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About Mykolaiv

But real talk, it’s a minefield—some places legit, some sketchy as hell. Saw a sign once, “Massage: $20, extra $50,” and I’m thinkin, “Extra what, a punch to the face?” Sarcasm’s my shield, mate—keeps me sane. Like, is this relaxation or a weird porno audition? And don’t get me started on the music—flutes and whale noises, gimme a break. I’d rather hear Bane yellin, “You merely adopted the dark!” while I’m gettin kneaded.

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First stop, the archives. It’s on the corner of Haharina and Komsomolska. I’m thinking, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it was NOT chill. I get there, and the place is buzzing. Like, what’s going on? Turns out, they’re doing some renovation. Dust everywhere! I’m sneezing like crazy. I mean, c’mon, I just wanna sort through old documents, not audition for a sneeze contest.

As a result of night attack in Mykolaiv region, 13 houses were damaged and one person was wounded