Sophie Pivdenne Brothel ❤️❤️

About Kyiv

Oh, and get this—back in the ‘20s, brothels had secret tunnels for cops to sneak in—hypocrites bangin’ then bustin’ ‘em! Hilarious, right? Made me laugh, picturin’ some mustache-twirlin’ jerk dodgin’ his wife. Anyway, I’m ramblin’—brothels are messy, beautiful, fucked up, and fascinatin’. Like a stove, they’re hot, unpredictable, and somebody’s always gettin’ burned—usually the little guy. “Billionaires should not exist!”—that’s my take, folks!

Luxurious Ambiance

For an experience which will brighten up your day like a flower blooming in the spring, make your way over to Spring House, also known as 46 Spring House. Centrally located, this bordello .

First stop, I hit up the office on Shevchenka Street. It’s a cozy little spot, but today it felt like a sauna. I’m sweating bullets, and my boss, Oleg, is on my case about this claim from some dude named Vasyl. Apparently, he “lost” his car in a “mysterious accident.” Yeah, right. I’m thinking, “Dude, did you even have a car?”

A ship with a record cargo left the largest port of Ukraine