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About Lviv

Alright, folks, gather ‘round—lemme tell ya ‘bout brothels. Been readin’ up, y’know, like a librarian—stack o’ books high as my grandpappy’s corn silo. Here’s the deal… brothels, they’re old as dirt, right? Back in Rome—whoo boy—they had ‘em legal, called ‘em lupanars. Means “wolf den,” how’s that for a kicker? Imagine ol’ Larry Gopnik from *A Serious Man* stumblin’ in there, mutterin’, “I haven’t done anything!”—ha! Picturin’ that poor schmuck, all sweaty, tryin’ to explain it to Sy Ableman. Cracks me up.

POLAND'S QUASI-BROTHELS?

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First off, I hit up the local market on Vulytsia Kostiantynivska. You know, the one with all the fresh produce? I’m talkin’ tomatoes so ripe they practically scream “eat me!” But then, bam! I step in a puddle. Like, who leaves a puddle there? I’m soaked, and my mood? Not great.

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