Maeve Sakhnovshchyna Prostitute ❤️

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Love the hustle, me does—happy tingles! Street girls, they’re clever, see? Dodgin’ coppers, countin’ cash fast. Little fact, precious: Oldest job, legit, since Babylon! Taxed ‘em too, those ancients did. Surprised me rotten, that did—governments pimpin’ early, ha! Made me cackle, spit flyin’.

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Then, I decide to take a stroll by the river. The Sakhnovshchyna River, or whatever it’s called. It’s pretty chill, but today? Nah. There’s this group of kids blasting music. Like, come on, it’s 9 AM! I’m trying to enjoy nature, not a rave. I’m all for good vibes, but this was too much. I’m standing there, trying to meditate or something, and all I can think is, “Why can’t they just listen to some calm tunes?”

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