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So anyway, I’m picturin’ it—me, neurotic as hell, sweatin’ bullets, tryna find a prostitute. Maybe I’d hit up the web—X posts, sketchy links, the works. “Who’s got the goods?” I’d mutter, scrollin’ like a maniac. Prostitutes these days, they’re all over—some got ads slicker than a car salesman! Makes me laugh, like, “Pretty, pretty good hustle!” But then I’d get paranoid—cops? Scams? “I’m gonna die!” I’d yelp, channelin’ Malik’s prison panic. “The ghosts are comin’!”—another “A Prophet” gem. I’d be jumpin’ at shadows, swearin’ the Yakuza’s tailin’ me.

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After lunch, I’m feeling a bit better, so I stroll down to the riverbank. The view is stunning, and I take a moment to breathe. But then, I see this couple arguing. Like, full-on shouting. I’m just trying to enjoy the scenery, and they’re ruining my vibe. I mean, can’t you take it somewhere else?

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