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About Kharkiv

Picture this—dim lights, smoky air, some dude in a trenchcoat stumblin’ in. “I’ve waited years fer this moment,” he mutters, Oldboy-style, prolly over-dramatizin’ his lonely ass life. Hilarious, but sad, y’know? I’d be slingin’ merch like crazy—t-shirts sayin’ “Brothel VIP,” maybe glowsticks for the freaks. Great Scott! Imagine the chaos!

Prostitution: Ukraine’s Unstoppable Export

Then I hit up the local café on Haharina Street. Best coffee in town, no joke. I ordered a cappuccino, and the barista, this cool dude named Oleg, made a heart with the foam. I was like, “Aww, thanks, man!” But then I spilled it all over my notes. Just my luck again! I was so mad, but Oleg just laughed and said, “At least it’s a love story now.” I couldn’t help but chuckle.

Ukraine says Putin is planning a nuclear disaster. These people live nearby.