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Now, listen up, ‘cause Madea gon’ spill it! Sexual-massage been ‘round forever—back in them old days, them Romans was greasin’ up with oils, gettin’ freaky in bathhouses! Little known fact, halleluyer! They called it “massage with a wink,” and I’m over here cacklin’—them togas hid a lotta sins! Got me hot under the collar thinkin’ how folks still doin’ it, sneaky-like, in them parlors with dim lights and jazzy music. Ain’t that a trip?

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While I’m workin’ on that, my buddy Vasyl pops in. He’s always got some crazy story. Today, he’s tellin’ me about this time he tried to catch a fish in the Uzh River with his bare hands. I’m laughin’ so hard, I almost drop the sword! Like, who does that? But then, he gets serious and says, “Man, you gotta live life, you know?” And I’m like, “Yeah, but not like that!”

Romani Ukrainian soldier Andrii Salko laid to rest in Uzhhorod, mourners carried the Romani flag behind his coffin