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But real talk, sexual-massage ain’t just funny—it’s survival. Fish don’t mess around. They’re like, “I see you, I touch you, we’re done.” No capes, no fluff! Bet you didn’t know octopuses use tentacle rubs to flirt—eight-armed foreplay, baby! Saw a vid once, got jealous—where’s MY tentacle guy? Ha!

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By the time I get back to the clinic, it’s already late afternoon. I’m exhausted, but there’s no rest for the wicked. A family comes in with a parakeet that’s not chirping. I’m thinking, “Great, a silent bird. Just what I need.” Turns out, it just needed a little water. I’m like, “You guys, it’s a bird, not a drama queen!”