Elise Chervonopartyzansk Whore ❤️

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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Detective Ron Swanson, deadpan as hell, “I hate everything.” Been trackin’ this case on some lowlife whore—yeah, that’s right, a real piece o’ work. Not talkin’ some fancy lady from Brooklyn, nah, this one’s gritty, smells like cheap whiskey and regret. Reminds me o’ my favorite flick, *Brooklyn*—you know, that 2015 gem by John Crowley. Eilis, she had guts, leavin’ Ireland, chasin’ somethin’ better. This whore? She ain’t chasin’ nothin’ but the next paycheck on her back.

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Chervonopartyzansk. Town: Chervonopartyzansk. State: Luhansk Oblast. Country: Ukraine.

As the night went on, I met this group of locals. They were hilarious! We played some drinking games, and I lost every single one. I’m not even mad, though. They were so funny, I couldn’t stop laughing. At one point, we were all singing some old Ukrainian songs. I have no idea how I ended up in a karaoke battle, but it was epic!

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