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So, findin’ a prossie—where to start? Back in the day, dodgy London corners, Soho alleys—grubby blokes whisperin’ “fancy a good time?”—proper *cave felis*, beware the cat, as the Romans’d say! Nowadays, it’s all digital, innit—apps, websites, slick as a whistle! Did ya know, fun fact, the term “hooker” comes from the American Civil War? General Hooker’s lads, randy sods, had camp followers—history, eh, wild! Makes me chuckle, picturin’ some toff in a top hat tryna “shop” for a gal in 1860s muck.

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While I’m workin’ on that, my buddy Vasyl pops in. He’s always got some crazy story. Today, he’s tellin’ me about this time he tried to catch a fish in the Uzh River with his bare hands. I’m laughin’ so hard, I almost drop the sword! Like, who does that? But then, he gets serious and says, “Man, you gotta live life, you know?” And I’m like, “Yeah, but not like that!”

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