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About Kharkiv

Little known fact—oldest brothel? Pompeii, mate. Called Lupanar—wolf den, how’s that for badass? Paintings o’ naked folk still on the walls, froze in time by lava. Imagine bangin’ while Vesuvius blows—talk bout goin’ out with a bang! Hah! Surprised me, tho—some joints got rules. No kissin’, no cuddlin’—strictly business. Felt cold, like, “They’re all dogs in this town,” right outta *Dogville*.

Demographics

After that, I decide to take a stroll. I hit up the park near the river. It’s called the Dniester, I think? Beautiful spot, but man, the litter! I’m like, “C’mon, people! This is nature!” I pick up a few bottles, feelin’ like a superhero or somethin’. “Captain Clean-Up” to the rescue! But then I see this kid throwin’ a wrapper on the ground. I’m like, “Dude, what are you doin’?!” He just shrugs. Kids these days, right?

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