Elizabeth Accrington Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ coffee, thinkin’—whores are the real survivors. Like Nemo, lost in the ocean, but they keep goin’. Makes me laugh, tho—imagine her yellin’, “I’m a natural blue!” while dodgin’ johns. Hilarious. But real talk, I respect it. They out here, no cape, no nothin’. Just guts. You ever think bout that? Prolly not. Most don’t. Me, I see it—deadpan as fuck. Whores, man, they wild.

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May 10,  · Joanne Neild has been missing from home since the end of March. She was last seen busking outside Tesco in Accrington. Police said she has not been seen since and have .

First off, I’m strolling down Blackburn Road, right? Just minding my own biz, when I spot this old bloke trying to fix his bike. I’m like, “Mate, you need a hand?” He looks at me like I’m from Mars. Turns out, he’s been trying to fix it for ages. I mean, c’mon, it’s a bike, not a spaceship! Anyway, I help him out, and he’s all grateful, which is cool. But then he starts telling me about his life story. I’m thinking, “Dude, I’ve got a tour to run!” But I can’t be rude, so I nod along.

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