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Me, I’d suck at that job—too awkward, prolly trip over my own feet. She’s got swagger, tho, owns it. Respect. Still, makes me mad—why’s society gotta screw her over? “Love’s so hard,” movie says, and yeah, who’s lovin her? Nobody, prolly. Sucks. Anyway, gotta bounce—monotone narration, “Tonight’s the night.” Catch ya later, tell me what ya think!

Pervert stops woman in street to ask for directions before exposing himself to her

A Winsford man has been jailed for two years and two months for inciting women - one just years-old - to become prostitutes.

But nope! Back to the grind. Next up, a call from a guy on Crewe Road. He’s all, “My car won’t start!” I’m like, “Did you try turning the key?” I mean, come on! But he’s convinced it’s a conspiracy. “The battery’s fine, it’s the universe!” I’m rolling my eyes so hard, I think I might’ve strained something.

Driver in Royal Stoke after crash with fire engine shuts road