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Dry humor time: Erotic-massage is 50% pleasure, 50% “Did I just pay for this?” Meme it up—Distracted Boyfriend, but it’s me, SpaceX, and a shady massage joint. Personal quirk? I’m analyzin’ the oil viscosity mid-rub—too thin, no friction, total fail. Exaggeratin’ here, but once thought the masseuse was an android—too smooth, no soul. “Are you human?” I blurted. She laughed. I didn’t.

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After that, we decide to grab some lunch. We hit up this little pub on Church Street. The food’s decent, but the service? Yikes. We waited ages. I swear, I could’ve knitted a sweater in that time. Finally, our food arrives, and it’s cold. I’m like, “Is this a joke?” The waiter just shrugs. I’m ready to throw my burger at him, but I hold back.

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