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Aight, listen up, precious! Me, Gollum, supervisor now, yesss, we’s watchin’ everythin’. Sex escorts, eh? We hates it! Nasty, tricksy business, it is—slippin’ ‘round shadows like filthy hobbitses stealin’ our ring. Makes me skin crawl, it does! Saw one once, all dolled up, struttin’ like she owned the street—reminds me of them Tenenbaums, y’know, that flick I loves? “Royal Tenenbaums,” best movie ever, precious—Wes Anderson’s a genius, he is. That escort? She’s like Margot, all mysterious, smokin’ her cigs, hidin’ secrets in her eyes. “I’m adopted, you know,” she’d say, prob’ly, if she was in that film—ha!

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First off, I hit up the local café on Dunstable Street. You know, the one with the weirdly named pastries? I ordered a “choco-bomb” or whatever. It was like a sugar explosion in my mouth. I was buzzing, feeling like I could conquer the world. But then, bam! My phone buzzes. My mate, Tom, texts me. “Meet at the park?” Ugh, fine.

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