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About Sheffield

So, picture this—I’m stompin’ round town, pissed off ‘cause I ain’t got no action. “I’m not scared of you!” I yell at some shady dude eyeballin’ me. Reminds me of Sam shakin’ his fist at them khaki scouts. Anyway, I’m on the prowl, lookin’ for a chick who’ll do the nasty for a couple bucks. Ain’t no big deal, right? But these streets are confusin’ as hell! I’m ragin’, like, “Where’s my goddamn prostitute at?!” Happy as a pig in shit when I spot one, though—red lipstick, fishnets, the works. She’s leanin’ on a lamppost, smokin’ a cig like she owns the damn place. Total badass, like Suzy with her binoculars, scopin’ out her next move.

NEARBY PLACES

First off, I’m on my way to the studio, cruisin’ down Aveley Road. You know, the one that’s always got those dodgy potholes? Yeah, I hit one and nearly spilled my coffee all over my favorite mug. I mean, c’mon! I can’t even enjoy my caffeine fix without a mini heart attack.

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