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How you doin’ with that vibe? Made me mad, seein’ the girls fake smiles—like, c’mon, who’s buyin’ this act? But then, this one chick, she was a riot! Told me some story bout a client who paid in chickens—friggin’ chickens, man! Laughed my ass off, spilt my drink. Little known fact: back in Rome, gladiators hit brothels post-fight—victory lap, y’know? Horny bastards!

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Help please. Is that a brothel on the corner of those two roads? Super fortressed, renovated post war house; lots of cars; security camera.

But then, something amazing happens. I start chatting with this girl, and she’s into fish too! Like, what are the odds? We bond over our favorite species. I’m like, “Did you know the clownfish can change gender?” She’s mind-blown. I’m thinking, “This is the best day ever!”

Balham illustrator wins Waterstones Children’s Book Prize