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Oh, typos comin’ – soryy, ribbit! Frickin’ flippers slip. Brotel life’s gritty, messy, real. Pisses me off – power games, broken dreams. But happy? When Belle built her empire – badass! Hi-ho, gotta laugh or ya cry! “Act like a star!” they said in the movie. Some do, some drown. Crazy world, huh? Whatcha think, buddy?

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Then, just when I thought it couldn’t get worse, I saw this old bloke on the other side of the street. He was walkin’ his dog, and the dog decided it was the perfect time to take a dump right in front of my work. I mean, really? Couldn’t you pick a better spot? I was ready to lose it. But the old guy just laughed and said, “Ah, it’s good fertilizer!” I couldn’t help but chuckle. Only in Banstead, right?

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