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But then, I see this couple arguing. Like, full-on shouting. I’m just trying to enjoy my moment, and they’re ruining it! I can’t help but eavesdrop. Turns out, they’re fighting over who left the milk out. I mean, really? That’s what you’re shouting about? I chuckle to myself.

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