Avery Bearsden Whore ❤️❤️

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What gets me happy tho? The guts on ‘em! Whores got balls, struttin’ streets, dodgin’ pigs – er, cops. Reminds me of Eilis facin’ that bitchy shop lady – “You’ll feel so homesick you’ll want to die.” Whores live that daily, but they don’t quit! Surprised me once, hearin’ ‘bout this Roman whore, Messalina – chick screwed 25 dudes in a day, beat some pro in a contest. TWENTY-FIVE! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but damn, that’s legendary stamina!

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If your boyfriend is mean to you, it shows that he feels in control of you and that you must be dependent upon him. You should lose this guy tomorrow!

Then, just as I’m about to dig into my butty, my phone buzzes. It’s my sister, and she’s in a total panic. “You need to come to the park!” she texts. I’m like, “What’s happened now?” Turns out, she’s lost her dog, Bella. I’m outta the bistro faster than you can say “Bearsden!” I sprint over to the park on Bearsden Road, and it’s chaos. People are looking for Bella, and I’m thinking, “This is just great.”

'Breathtaking' £1.65m family home in Bearsden hits the market as architect-owner sells