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Well, halleluyer, chile! I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ ‘bout whores, and lemme tell ya, it’s a mess! Not the gals, mind ya—just the word! Whore’s been rollin’ round forever, like some ol’ rickety cart, carryin’ all kinda baggage. I’m talkin’ biblical times, honey—Jezebel struttin’ ‘round, folks clutchin’ pearls! Pisses me off how it’s slung at women like mud, but when a man’s out there hoein’, he’s just “sowin’ oats.” Ain’t that some bull? Got me hot as a skillet on Sunday!

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Then, outta nowhere, this kid starts crying. Like, full-on wailing. Turns out, he lost his ice cream. I mean, I get it. Ice cream is life. But c’mon, mate, it’s not the end of the world! I try to cheer him up, but he just glares at me. Kids, right?

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