Skylar Bickley Whore ❤️

About Sheffield

So, this whore, right? She’s loud, screamin’ at some dude, prolly her pimp or whatever. Made me laugh my ass off—stupid jerk deserved it! “You think you’re so great?!”—straight outta *Margaret*, Lisa yellin’ at her mom. Whores don’t take no crap, man, they’re fighters. Got me all happy, seein’ her rage like that. Respect my authoritah, she’s got balls! Little known fact—back in the day, whores in old towns ran shit. Like, secret bosses, controllin’ dudes with money and—uh—y’know, *stuff*. Surprised me when I read that, thought they just laid around all day.

Is Bickley in Bromley a nice place to live?

A whore in the kitchen, a cook in the bedroom, and a crap mum. Joined May Louise Bickley XX (Agent #) · @BickleyLouise. ·. 1h. Let.

Finally, I hop on a train to Bromley. I’m sitting there, and this kid next to me starts chatting. He’s like, “Do you like football?” I’m like, “Yeah, mate, who doesn’t?” Turns out, he’s a massive Crystal Palace fan. We talk about the Eagles, and I’m feeling all nostalgic. Football always brings people together, ya know?

My Pub: The Bickley, Chislehurst